Still Waiting

Submitted by Anonymous C. Matthews

A co-worker and I were laid off after over 25 years with the same company. He told me about his only promising interview in six months. The hireing manager came into the room and said, "Your resume shows you have over 25 years with the same firm--that's impressive. I'm the senior employee here and I've got only four years." My friend chuckling said, "I've got more time in the crapper than that!" After a full minute of uproariously laughing the manager shook his hand and said, "We'll call you." He is still waiting.