Clump o' Hair

Submitted by Anonymous

I had just graduated college and moved home when I landed my first interview! It was with a large company that specialized in educational materials and kits for grades pK-12. When I got to my interview the first thing I noticed about the Human Resource lady who was going to conduct the initial interview was her terrible hair. Let me explain, not only was her hair a very unnatural shade of pink (I think she was trying to go for red) but the amassed hair on top of her head looked like a bird's nest. No joke. It was clipped up and knotted and pieces were sticking out everywhere. Throughout the interview I tried not to focus on it, which was very hard to do. Anyway, as the interview progressed I noticed the hair piled on top of her head started to move! As the HR lady continued to talk and slightly move her head around the pile of hair continued to slowly creep down the side of her head. Then, out of no where, the HR lady cracks a joke and as she jerks her head to laugh the clump of hair that was moving flings towards me and lands right in my lap! Not only am I completely wigged out but I am trying everything in my power not to laugh. She grabs the clump of hair and apologizes while she precedes to clip it back in place! I am pretty sure I was more mortified! Needless to say, I got the job!